“I recently went home with a girl I met on Broadway in Nashville.
(By the way, we needed five points in the final 4:15 of last night’s game to cover. I figure it’s the least I can do for my eight year old since I just got him a job washing dishes at Bud and Alley’s to make up for my gambling losses for the next two weeks we’re down here. But her ass is perfect!Īnyway, we’re going on a pirate cruise with my eight and five year olds today so Outkick the Show is at 1 eastern, two hours earlier than normal. If they ever do 30 for 30’s on how an Internet sports multimillionaire ended up broke, it’s going to definitely feature going into the pants business, buying Twitter stock, gambling, and my wife having a membership at every gym in America - barre, TRX, cross fit, Barry’s Boot Camp if you can pay $100 or more a month for a membership, she’s got it. It’s Tuesday and as I sit here mired in an 0-5 NBA gambling run, at least I have Twitter stock to lift me - wait, it just hit a new all-time low? - FUCK.
